Before the government could even gather its bearings, Sweden was the most searched word. Across the world, Swedish diplomats may have found themselves in a rather "peculiar position” when counterparts and local media sought an explanation and guidance on how to participate. 

The online world and news media flirted with Sweden's declaration. It was a total online/offline frenzy. Fodder for content creation. Experts offered their ‘PoV’ on the matter, legal pleasure palaces eagerly sought to send their best talent, couples added one more to their relationship goals, travel agents almost came up with - ‘Fly & Sigh - Sexclusive deals’, while content creators and the ever-helpful Chat GPT offered tips on what to tell the immigration officials.

 

But, the excitement slowly went limp. People went from ‘Oh yeah!’ to ‘Oh no!’ in record time, when they realised that Sweden's declaration of sex as a sport is a hoax and just a naughty mistake. 

 

With no official endorsement from the National Sports Confederation and no steamy reports on reputable local news channels, the fantasy went flaccid. It was like a hilarious case of coitus interruptus. Can you imagine the collective sigh of disappointment? 

 

However, if the Sexolympics truly existed, an intense spectacle would actually be the showdown between the prudes and the progressives to determine the ultimate dominatrix.

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