Feb 21st, 2024.
4 Types of Tourists Deserving Immediate Travel Ban
1- Soundrels
You'll run into them at every hill station, forest, river or beach. They scream like a satan in heat. Their voices alone can curdle milk. And their music? A malfunctioning chainsaw trying to rap after chugging a cocktail of gasoline, Red Bull and liquid nitrogen, from a can rimmed with crushed stimulants.
2- Ragdroppers
They are allergic to cleanliness. And they believe littering has always been the latest trend in environment décor! They usually scoff at ‘Ragpickers’, who, ironically, are of more service to nature and wildlife than these fools will ever be in their entire sorry lives.
Jan 17th, 2024.
3 - Aquatic A**h***s
As they dive into the water buttfirst, an elephant decides to skip bath yet again, just like it has for the past 6 months, and likely for the next 6 months too! And fish wonder if growing legs was a mistake after all!
To be fair, not all of them discard plastic in the waters, there are some who claim environmental awareness and only release ripples of an ayurvedic sunscreen residue!
4- Monument Molesters
These elusive culprits leave no stone unturned, literally! With each touch, chisel, carve, stain, they make the monuments desperately wish they had feet to flee!
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