The Office Desk Jockey: They take requests, except changing tracks or using earphones. 

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Gifting Ideas:

• Trash Bin- Because their speakers need a storage just as special.

• Tearphones - Cactus-textured earphones like the sharp agony their music inflicts. It's the "gift that keeps on hurting!”

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The Eternal Junior: The corporate Peter Pan with a magical ability to never grow professionally.

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Gifting Ideas:

• A Stepping Stool -  It's not quite the corporate ladder, but at least, it's a step in some direction. Throw in a seatbelt, to help secure their spot in the company.

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The Gossipmonger: They usually mind your own business.

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Gifting Ideas:

• Plant-a-Mic and Radar Earrings- A seemingly innocent desk plant with a built-in microphone to catch whispers, and earring-shaped antennas to enhance gossip reception.

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The Have-it-All: If it's shiny, they own it. 

Gifting Idea:

• Nothing- Since they own every thing, the one thing missing is - nothing - just what they don’t have. So, just gift wrap it. 

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The Finance Head: Every claim for cash is a clash.

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Gifting Ideas:

• Currency Counting Sponge- Soak it in glue! And if cost permits, include a  Costberry Cheesecake- shaped like a coin with "COST" elegantly scripted in icing, and a Debtorscotch ice cream.

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The Meeteor: They’ll strike you with a meeting when you least expect it.

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Gifting Idea:

• Smartwatch- One that displays only the minutes.

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The Wreckruitment Head: They always find the right person for the job.

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Gifting Idea:

• A gourmet shake with a straw designed like a flute to sip through- 
  A tribute to their mismatched perfection. 

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The Emailer: Their 'Send' button's probably gone grey from all the clicking.

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Gifting Idea:

• Brand New Email ID - Because they only open emails, not  gift boxes.
  Try: sendmeanemail@youaskedforit.com
  PS: Keep sending reminders until they unbox. 

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The Resigned: They’re making a break for it. 

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Gifting Idea:

• Your Resume- Gift wrap it with a message- "Test the waters for both of us! Signal me for the escape!”

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The Boss: Less said the better.

 

Gifting Idea: 

• A Confidentiality Note - "I'll keep your salary a secret!"